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He who laughs last
thinks slowest.
Everyone has a
photographic
memory. Some
don't have film.
A day without
sunshine is like,
well, night.
On the other hand
you have different
fingers.
Change is
inevitable except
from a vending
machine.
I just got lost in
thought. It was
unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are
down, the buffalo is
empty.
Seen it all, done it
all, can't remember
most of it.
Those who live by
the sword... get
shot by those who
don't.
you.
you.
I wonder how much
deeper the ocean
would be without
sponges.
Honk if you love
peace and quiet.
Despite the cost of
living, have you
noticed how it
remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof
to a sufficiently
talented fool.
It is hard to
understand how a
cemetery raised its
burial cost and
blamed it on the
cost of living.
The 50-50-90 rule:
Anytime you have a
50-50 chance of
getting something
right, there's a 90%
probability you'll get
it wrong.
It is said that if you
line up all the cars
in the world end to
end, someone
would be stupid
enough to try and
pass them.
You can't have
everything....where
would you put it?
Latest survey
shows that 3 out of
4 people make up
75% of the world's
population.
The things that
come to those who
wait, may be the
things left by those
who got there first.
A fine is a tax for
doing wrong. A tax
is a fine for doing
well.
It was recently
discovered that
research causes
cancer in rats.
I wished the buck
stopped here as I
could use a few.
I started out with
nothing, and I still
have most of it.
Light travels faster
than sound. This is
why some people
appear bright until
you hear them
speak.
thinks slowest.
Everyone has a
photographic
memory. Some
don't have film.
A day without
sunshine is like,
well, night.
On the other hand
you have different
fingers.
Change is
inevitable except
from a vending
machine.
I just got lost in
thought. It was
unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are
down, the buffalo is
empty.
Seen it all, done it
all, can't remember
most of it.
Those who live by
the sword... get
shot by those who
don't.
you.
you.
I wonder how much
deeper the ocean
would be without
sponges.
Honk if you love
peace and quiet.
Despite the cost of
living, have you
noticed how it
remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof
to a sufficiently
talented fool.
It is hard to
understand how a
cemetery raised its
burial cost and
blamed it on the
cost of living.
The 50-50-90 rule:
Anytime you have a
50-50 chance of
getting something
right, there's a 90%
probability you'll get
it wrong.
It is said that if you
line up all the cars
in the world end to
end, someone
would be stupid
enough to try and
pass them.
You can't have
everything....where
would you put it?
Latest survey
shows that 3 out of
4 people make up
75% of the world's
population.
The things that
come to those who
wait, may be the
things left by those
who got there first.
A fine is a tax for
doing wrong. A tax
is a fine for doing
well.
It was recently
discovered that
research causes
cancer in rats.
I wished the buck
stopped here as I
could use a few.
I started out with
nothing, and I still
have most of it.
Light travels faster
than sound. This is
why some people
appear bright until
you hear them
speak.
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